Dear Tyra Banks and Oprah Winfrey
Dear Tyra Banks and Oprah Winfrey,
GROW THE FUCK UP.
Female genitalia is called a VAGINA, not a va-jay-jay or whatever other toddler name you come up with for it. I find it pathetic that two remarkably successful women such as yourselves have to use baby-talk to refer to your own body parts.
The down side of this is that you’ve conclusively proven to the world that you’re both morons. The up side is that at least you have each other.
- Rev. Dan
(Dude with a penis, not a panini [that’s a kind of bread those are sandwiches].)
Update: This is what I’m talking about…
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Actually a panini is the plural italian word for sandwiches
Heh. You’re right Mike, thanks for the correction.
Also, Panini was a Sanskrit grammarian who gave a comprehensive and scientific theory of phonetics, phonology, and morphology.
I guess that whole “I learn something new every day” thing is true.
hey oprah get the heell out off TV