In reference to my dealings with a truly mentally unbalanced person on the internet today, my friend said:

Don’t argue with state-funded projects.

I have awesome friends!

I had a great day today up in the City (can’t really elaborate, sorry) to come home and find that one of my Australian friends had sent me some TimTam (Original AND “Love Potions”), Cherry Ripe, and some REAL Turkish Delight!

What a fucking awesome day!

My life needs to be more consistently like this, so I’m posting this to remind myself.

Of course, I don’t know that I should actually have posted this… or even taken the dopey quiz in the first place, but so it goes.

I noticed this today while I was gawking at blogs using Bloglines:

Personally, I’d love for one of my projects to have a double-digit of readers/subscribers via Bloglines, so I’m flat-out in awe that Dilbert currently has 96,724 users. Dilbert’s come a long way since I first saw it in the newspaper where I worked (where only the Editor-in-Chief and I “got it”).

You’ll thank me later.

This is probably my favorite quote from 2007 (I believe it was written on 12/31, but I might be mistaken. If so, then it’s my “Favorite Quote of Almost 2007…):

I’ll never be afraid of some pilsner fresh fat fuck who eats donut hamburgers and only gets exercise when he plays World of Warcraft on a DDR pad.
- Zed Shaw

I’m seriously considering this:

Whaddaya think?

My eyes are in serious pain, and I think I’m permanently damaged after viewing this picture of a woman in a bikini. It’s not exactly “not work-safe” but the big “OMG, WTF!” you utter when viewing it will draw the attention of others. You’ve been warned!

Scary, scary picture

On my way to get the voodoo which fuels my ability to stay up until noon (voodoo, literally… that’s what the drink is called), I stopped and got a burger and was listening to “Running with the Devil.” It’s moments like that, y’know, when I realize that life’s not all that bad sometimes.

I feel sorry for “Kevin…” he presumably married this mess of a human… just wow.

Must… Control… Self… Must… Not… Smash… Monitor…

It’s hard to do Soduku with “Super Bon Bon” stuck in your head.
- g.locks

Move upside and let the man go through!

Q: What do these women have in common (besides “being hard to find pictures of while not wearing bikinis,” “they all have the tops of their heads truncated in the image,” or “they’ve never been in my kitchen.”)?

From left to right: Lisa Marie Varon (Victoria), Vanessa Demouy, Lucero Hogaza Leon, Stacy Kamano, Nona Gaye

A: The One True Reverend Dan Tripp.

According to CelebMatch.com, they all match me at 97%.

I read it on the internet, it must be true!

I’ve been playing Kingdom of Loathing a fair bit recently. KoL is a cool game whose economy is based not on gold or silver, but meat.

I just got done playing and checked my e-mail. In my spam folder was an e-mail with the subject line “could you reply why your meat is so short?

My initial thought was “huh? I have plenty of money in KoL… I’m not short of meat.”

I can’t believe that I just watched a one-hour Lowe’s commercial an entire episode of Oprah.

There are some profound mysteries in life:

What is Love?
Where is Happiness?
What is Life?
Where is Peace?
When will I find the strength to bring me release?

And there’s: “How the hell did B.J. and the Bear come up in casual conversation today?”

Likely an “Easter Egg/joke” but it’s on the official World of Warcraft site: New dual-player class, the Two-Headed Ogre.

By selecting the Two-headed Ogre race, you are selflessly choosing to share your existence in World of Warcraft with another player. That is, you are staking claim to one half of the Ogre whole. As a Two-headed Ogre, you will have control of one head and one arm at all times. Your other half will be controlled by a second player automatically and permanently paired with you upon character creation. Each player residing in the Ogre body will be free to choose his or her own character class at creation, so for example, it is possible to have a Two-headed Ogre who is half Mage and half Warrior.

At first I’d thought this was a joke, but it’s actually available on Amazon:

I found a new job using CronyJobs. I’ll be the head of the new agency which manages the FDA, FDIC, FEMA, FBI, FAA, FCC, FEC, FASAB, FDLP, FTC, and FERC.